Happy Hour 8-9-23
-The Wings are asking fans whether they should add an alternate jersey or a new mascot
-Just when you thought vegans couldn’t be more obnoxious… now they won’t get rid of their kids’ head lice!
-The Lions add a backup QB who’s actually started real NFL games!
-First it was whales attacking yachts, now garden-variety animals are attacking landlords
-Guy steals a $250,000 Porsche, thinks things through pretty well until he suddenly doesn’t
-Unsolicited Advice, with a bonus “Am I The A-Hole?”