Happy Hour 5-31-23

-We’ve been off since Friday, so hockey!

-Rock star gets offended by rock fans acting like rock fans at a rock concert

-Counterpoint: Royal Blood get passive-aggressive over lack of crowd response. Man, onstage meltdowns used to be *so* much cooler

-Kid gets sick at a grocery store, kid’s mom takes offense at being asked to clean up her kid’s mess

-Big show announcement!