Happy Hour 5-19-21

-Spencer Turnbull pitches the eighth no-hitter in Tigers history
-Tony La Russa throws one of his own players under the bus for… hitting a home run, so naturally, Sean makes fun of the geriatric drunk running the White Sox
-Old Man Adam’s annoyed with Facebook again
-Dan Campbell might be insane, but PETA is still worse
-Cameron Maybin traded to the Mets for $1
-Tony La Russa defended an opposing pitcher throwing at his own player?
-Idiot politician wants Michigan to secede from the union to… get rid of the governor?
-Old guy tries to get his first post-Covid pint at the bar. More Tony La Russa jokes ensue.
-More “Unsolicited Advice with Sean and Adam”
-Woman calls in a bomb threat to a casino after losing $400
-Stanley Cup playoff news