Happy Hour 4-6-22

The Tigers make a trade, and Sean’s pretty happy with it! The Wings have an actual winning streak going?! A woman gets the name of some guy she just met tattooed on her backside, and now wants to find the guy years later, which will clearly end well. Sean’s favorite conspiracy theory found its way onto national television during the NCAA men’s basketball title game. Dude gets bit by a snake found in… a bottle of wine? Wait, the snake was put there *intentionally?!* Somebody get Boone’s Farm on the line. A funeral home gets sued because a man wasn’t raptured… sounds a little out of their hands, but okay.