Happy Hour 3-23-21

-Who could the Wings still unload before the trade deadline?
-Couple finds what they think is a dead body on the beach… but not quite.
-NHL changes the draft lottery, and it’ll probably screw the Red Wings somehow
-The allegations against Deshaun Watson keep piling up
-Another installment of “That’s Our Blashill!”
-Serial defecator caught Downriver
-DoorDash driver observes the 5-second rule