Happy Hour 3-1-22

It’s Fat Tuesday, and for reasons that have never been fully explained, a Detroit coney island has created the “Coney Paczki.” WHY?! Reality slaps an idiot TikToker upside his VR helmet, and Sean is entirely fine with this. It’s looking more and more like the MLB season isn’t gonna start on time. What in the hell are we gonna talk about all summer? Leave it to Courtney Love to make Mark Lanegan’s death all about her. Another hockey reporter picks a fight with a player and loses. And the Red Wings are in action tonight!