Happy Hour 2-24-21

-Red Wings fans’ confidence in Jeff Blashill? About as low as you’d expect.
-NHL fans’ confidence in Gary Bettman? Higher than any of us thought possible.
-There are teams with less confidence in their coaches than Blashill?
-NFL Rumors! Big Ben wants to come back, and the Steelers want him, but no deal has been done yet.
-Alex Smith says Washington didn’t want him back last year
-Another edition of “Do you want Skynet? Because this is how you get Skynet.”
-TikTok apparently thinks the snow in Texas isn’t real.
-A library at U-M is evacuated due to venomous spiders. Adam’s solution: Burn it all down.
-Taco Bell enters the chicken sandwich wars, and makes a strong case against being high on the job
-IKEA is now selling homes… the catch? They’re less than 200 square feet.