Happy Hour 1-24-23

-Will the Wings get a deal done with Dylan Larkin?

-Someone misses Splash Mountain so much, they named their kid after it?

-True Stories of the World’s Worst Employees

-How in the hell do you make it to 115 years old? Would you even *want* to?

-You hit a $230 million lottery jackpot… just kidding, your ticket didn’t count

-A high school cafeteria worker’s slinging drugs on the side. Where was this when *we* were in school?